"If you are new to pipe smoking, welcome! You join a large and jovial group made up of all types of people: wizards, hobbits, editors of obscure journals of classic English poetry, designers of recumbent tricycles. Pipe smokers are your friends and neighbors, provided you live in a commune with large, bearded men who are good at chess." ~ Mike Nelson
"Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But [Skoosie] has fancy plans... and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey." is from Newsradio, the Super Karate Monkey Death Car eppy.