NINJA | PG-13 | ~32,000
Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden (also: Kevin/Zac Efron, Brendon/Spencer, Bill/Miranda, Pete/Ashlee, Pete/Patrick)
There are grooves in Kevin’s fingers from where he’s gripping his bass, soft, but calloused underbellies digging into the strings. It’s enough pain to ground him; he releases the strings backwards, the positioning a direct reverse of the beginning of In Front And Heavy. This is it. There’s no going back, even if one of the kids singing along in twenty minutes recognizes the curve of Miranda’s mouth, the timbre of Brendon’s voice, the strawberry blonde curl of Patrick’s hair under his knit cap; Bill’s splayed, spidery legs, Kevin’s wrists, fingers – the white band of skin that isn’t hidden by a thin band of silver.
*We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks*, Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.
A/N: This is it. The completely pointless, self-indulgent high school AU about a secret band playing secret music and writing a secret blog. I kind of hope you enjoy it. Massive thanks to
insunshine for the excellent beta-work, and also to
starflowers, who cheered me on through this entire thing. This actually had a different title, but then I thought, fuck it, because it's always been NINJA in my head. (ps – more notes at the end about who’s who in some of the blogged about bands, if you’re curious)
( NINJA )
Kevin Jonas/Mike Carden (also: Kevin/Zac Efron, Brendon/Spencer, Bill/Miranda, Pete/Ashlee, Pete/Patrick)
There are grooves in Kevin’s fingers from where he’s gripping his bass, soft, but calloused underbellies digging into the strings. It’s enough pain to ground him; he releases the strings backwards, the positioning a direct reverse of the beginning of In Front And Heavy. This is it. There’s no going back, even if one of the kids singing along in twenty minutes recognizes the curve of Miranda’s mouth, the timbre of Brendon’s voice, the strawberry blonde curl of Patrick’s hair under his knit cap; Bill’s splayed, spidery legs, Kevin’s wrists, fingers – the white band of skin that isn’t hidden by a thin band of silver.
*We are your losers, your loud weirdoes, your science stars, your shy, retiring band geeks*, Kevin thinks, and sets off for the stage.
A/N: This is it. The completely pointless, self-indulgent high school AU about a secret band playing secret music and writing a secret blog. I kind of hope you enjoy it. Massive thanks to
( NINJA )
Saponification | PG-13 | multiple pairings | 19,000+
Sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy, Entropy, Sublimation, Allotropy and Adsorption.
“I don’t usually follow gossip,” Brendon says, which is a blatant, bald lie, “but word is Crawford’s got an imaginary friend.”
A/N: For those of you who skipped Adsorption because of the JoBros, I strongly urge you to reconsider (Carden is awesome!) – I’m gonna say you probably need to have read ALL stories that have come before, and I’m gonna say that because I basically throw every character ever at you in this one. Except for, I’m sad to say, most of Panic. Fear not, they shall be the focus of the very next installment! Saying that, Saponification (title tongue-in-cheek) is about a slight mystery surrounding Joe, Gerard, Johnson and Ian. To make things slightly less confusing, have a Supersaturation Character Cheat Sheet! There are Nickelodeon and Disney people now! I blame Bonus.
Much awesome thanks to
insunshine for the kick-ass beta-job. I totally don’t have favorites, but this is for
druidspell (my best ‘verse supporter),
nunshavingfun (I fixed Joe for you!!!), and
starflowers (whose mere existence makes me smile).
( Saponification )
Sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy, Entropy, Sublimation, Allotropy and Adsorption.
“I don’t usually follow gossip,” Brendon says, which is a blatant, bald lie, “but word is Crawford’s got an imaginary friend.”
A/N: For those of you who skipped Adsorption because of the JoBros, I strongly urge you to reconsider (Carden is awesome!) – I’m gonna say you probably need to have read ALL stories that have come before, and I’m gonna say that because I basically throw every character ever at you in this one. Except for, I’m sad to say, most of Panic. Fear not, they shall be the focus of the very next installment! Saying that, Saponification (title tongue-in-cheek) is about a slight mystery surrounding Joe, Gerard, Johnson and Ian. To make things slightly less confusing, have a Supersaturation Character Cheat Sheet! There are Nickelodeon and Disney people now! I blame Bonus.
Much awesome thanks to
( Saponification )
Instructor Bob’s Annual Summer Campout | ~5,000 | PG-13
William/Siska | Saddle Club AU | Sequel to Featuring Murray… and The Monroeville Farms Starlight Ride.
It’s tragic, really, how long William had avoided Monroeville Farms.
A/N: More boys and horses! This is silly and schmoopy. Enjoy.
( Instructor Bob’s Annual Summer Campout )
William/Siska | Saddle Club AU | Sequel to Featuring Murray… and The Monroeville Farms Starlight Ride.
It’s tragic, really, how long William had avoided Monroeville Farms.
A/N: More boys and horses! This is silly and schmoopy. Enjoy.
( Instructor Bob’s Annual Summer Campout )
Sublimation | 18,400+ | PG-13 | Various multibandom pairings
Sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy & Entropy
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William is not exactly sure what’s going on, but he’s feeling very fourteen. Very awkward with his limbs, very sore, and he does not like it.
A/N: SGA/Bandslash fusion. You’ll definitely need to have read all previous fics in this ‘verse before hand, even though this one is decidedly William-heavy. Monster thanks to
druidspell for the fabulous beta (and for making me grin like a freaking loon). Of note: since the beauty of SGA is that it does not take place in the future, I’ve made all the boys randomly older than their current selves. There is arguably no plot in this? Not one of any substance, anyway. Also, right now I love William the most in all the land *twirls*
[ETA: a bandslash primer for SGA-ers | SGA for bandslashers ]
( Sublimation )
Sequel to Supersaturation, Solvation, Enthalpy & Entropy
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William is not exactly sure what’s going on, but he’s feeling very fourteen. Very awkward with his limbs, very sore, and he does not like it.
A/N: SGA/Bandslash fusion. You’ll definitely need to have read all previous fics in this ‘verse before hand, even though this one is decidedly William-heavy. Monster thanks to
[ETA: a bandslash primer for SGA-ers | SGA for bandslashers ]
( Sublimation )
Read the fic: Whether It’s Wednesday Or A Saturday Night
Download songs from the movie, watch youtube videos (WARNING: bandom cast spoilers): Teen Witch: The Movie Discussion
Download essential Journey songs: right-click save-as a selection from Journey’s Greatest Hits
Lamest manip ever that makes me giggle my ass off:

Download songs from the movie, watch youtube videos (WARNING: bandom cast spoilers): Teen Witch: The Movie Discussion
Download essential Journey songs: right-click save-as a selection from Journey’s Greatest Hits
Lamest manip ever that makes me giggle my ass off:

Whether It’s Wednesday Or A Saturday Night
PG-13 | 14,000+ | Teen Witch AU
Ryan/Mike Kennerty, Spencer/Jon, Gabe, Brendon, Pete, Gerard, Gaylor
master post | movie discussion & song downloads
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One) he almost coughed up both his lungs; two) he gets fucking chatty when he’s high, apparently, and he’d lectured Disashi for god knows how long on Dostoevsky, of all things; and three) he’d told Gaylor he’s, “No lie, no lie, seriously, a witch.” They’d had a good laugh over that one.
Huge thanks to
insunshine and
audrey1nd for the excellent betas, and to
natacup82, because I wouldn’t have written this without our excessive squeeing over 80s movie AUs, and to
eckerlilas, who totally didn’t help me cast this, no way, of course not. Honest.
This is completely ridiculous and stupid and hardly sticks to the movie prompt at all. I hope you like it anyway.
( Whether It’s Wednesday Or A Saturday Night )
PG-13 | 14,000+ | Teen Witch AU
Ryan/Mike Kennerty, Spencer/Jon, Gabe, Brendon, Pete, Gerard, Gaylor
master post | movie discussion & song downloads
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One) he almost coughed up both his lungs; two) he gets fucking chatty when he’s high, apparently, and he’d lectured Disashi for god knows how long on Dostoevsky, of all things; and three) he’d told Gaylor he’s, “No lie, no lie, seriously, a witch.” They’d had a good laugh over that one.
Huge thanks to
This is completely ridiculous and stupid and hardly sticks to the movie prompt at all. I hope you like it anyway.
( Whether It’s Wednesday Or A Saturday Night )
It's done! Oh my GOD, for all the freaking useless inaccuracy of this thing, I spent an awful lot of time perfecting the formatting and everything. I'm anal like that.
Introducing: a bandslash primer for SGA-ers. It's biased by my fan-goggles and occasionally half-assed, but it's got pretty pictures, so at least you can place names with faces! All links will open another window. All pics are hosted on my site, so hopefully my bandwidth won't disappear.
Also, it would be good to brush up on the idea of compartmentalization.
And here's a snippet of Grandson Of Supersaturation to get you PUMPED about bandom boys in Atlantis!!
Introducing: a bandslash primer for SGA-ers. It's biased by my fan-goggles and occasionally half-assed, but it's got pretty pictures, so at least you can place names with faces! All links will open another window. All pics are hosted on my site, so hopefully my bandwidth won't disappear.
Also, it would be good to brush up on the idea of compartmentalization.
And here's a snippet of Grandson Of Supersaturation to get you PUMPED about bandom boys in Atlantis!!
“Are you kidding me?” Rodney stares Way and Wentz down, but Way just looks bewildered, and Rodney can’t even see Wentz’s eyes, hiding behind the truly hideous fall of his fringe.
Finally, Wentz says petulantly, “We didn’t even touch it,” and Rodney, for a brief, fleeting moment, considers retirement. Blissful, tropical retirement, far far away from Dr. Peter Wentz in all his distracting forms.
“Oh,” Ivarsson exclaims, hands clasped in front of her chest. “Oh, how precious.” Ivarsson, of course, is completely unhelpful, and Rodney has no idea why she’s even in the infirmary, and he certainly doesn’t want to know, even though he suspects it has something to do with the mini Major Toro that’d trudged in with Wentz, Way and Bryar.
Ivarsson hugs Way – and oh god, Way’s possibly even more big-eyed and helpless looking than usual; the labs are going to be anarchy.
Solvation | 23,000+ | PG-13 | Sequel to Supersaturation
Brendon/Spencer, Patrick/Pete, Frank/Gerard, Bob/Joe, Jon/Ryan
Warnings: This is a little more serious than Supersaturation? Also, there's a long-ago character death.
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It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault. “Okay,” Brendon says. “Okay, this could be my fault.”
It’s imperative that you read Supersaturation first. You might also want to check out my SGA for Bandslashers primer - the Wraith feature heavily in this. Many huge thanks to
castoffstarter for the awesome beta. Author notes are at the end, as well as a link to Enthalpy - Frank’s spin-off companion fic. Feedback would rock my world.
( Solvation )
Brendon/Spencer, Patrick/Pete, Frank/Gerard, Bob/Joe, Jon/Ryan
Warnings: This is a little more serious than Supersaturation? Also, there's a long-ago character death.
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It’s possible, maybe, that the whole thing is Brendon’s fault. “Okay,” Brendon says. “Okay, this could be my fault.”
It’s imperative that you read Supersaturation first. You might also want to check out my SGA for Bandslashers primer - the Wraith feature heavily in this. Many huge thanks to
( Solvation )
Title: Featuring Murray, Starring Rootbeer, And Z Is Totally Short For Zombie
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer
Rating: PG
Word count: 5,000+
Summary: There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony, Murray
A/N: This is from the part of my brain that still listens to New Edition and rereads old copies of The Saddle Club. I’m sorry. It really didn’t deserve to be beta’d, so please point out any blatant errors :) I like to think this is the most unlikely AU ever.
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( Featuring Murray, Starring Rootbeer, And Z Is Totally Short For Zombie )
Pairing: Brendon/Spencer
Rating: PG
Word count: 5,000+
Summary: There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony, Murray
A/N: This is from the part of my brain that still listens to New Edition and rereads old copies of The Saddle Club. I’m sorry. It really didn’t deserve to be beta’d, so please point out any blatant errors :) I like to think this is the most unlikely AU ever.
download the podfic
( Featuring Murray, Starring Rootbeer, And Z Is Totally Short For Zombie )
HI OH MY GOD SO MTV TOTALLY FAILS AT LIFE HOWEVER I AM GIDDIER THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN AFTER AN AWARDS SHOW SO THAT SAYS SOMETHING - MAINLY ABOUT HOW AWESOME DECAYDANCE IS RIGHT? RIGHT. I AM GLAD WE AGREE. THESE BOYS ARE SO HARDCORE ADORABLE I CANNOT EVEN FLAIL PROPERLY OKAY? I AM HAVING TROUBLE FLAILING IN THE CORRECT MANNER TO EXPRESS THIS!!! AND NOW I AM GOING TO BED.
ALSO RANDOMLY WHY WAS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE TOTALLY NONEXISTENT IN ALL FORMS? THIS IS A GROSS OVERSIGHT I BELIEVE.
ALSO RANDOMLY WHY WAS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE TOTALLY NONEXISTENT IN ALL FORMS? THIS IS A GROSS OVERSIGHT I BELIEVE.
ETA: FIXED LINKS! I am dumb.
More fic soundtracks! Because this is my life now. Zip files hosted on my site, so please don't destroy my bandwidth. Again, commenting would be nice, but I probably won't hunt you down and kill you if you don't :)
The Pete Wentz Guide to Time Travel (Panic! At the Disco's Excellent Adventure) |
right-click save-as: Soundtrack
It wasn’t until the next day that the silver Buick Le Sabre dropped out of the sky and almost crashed into Spencer’s mom’s Toyota, smoke pluming up from the undercarriage as the tires bounced on the asphalt, leaving the air thick with burned rubber and ozone.
“Shit,” Spencer said, hand shading his eyes, and then the driver’s side door popped open and Pete Wentz stepped out.
Close Enough For True |
right-click save-as: Soundtrack
“Do you think it’s dead?” Pete asked, holding a lantern high, and Patrick said, “No, Pete, no,” because it – he, Jesus, he’d been spending way too much time with Pete, honestly – was shivering, hands tucked up under his armpits and elbows folded in between his knees.
And then blue eyes blinked open and narrowed and then went wide. “Um.”
Gerard gave him his best grin. “Hi.”
Ryan of Green Gables |
right-click save-as: The Ballad of Spencer and Ryan, Kindred Spirits
Mikey forever after calls it The Ballad of Spencer and Ryan, since Ryan likes to retell the story of their tragic separation with elaborate and often flowery exaggeration.
These are so much fun to do. Enjoy!
More fic soundtracks! Because this is my life now. Zip files hosted on my site, so please don't destroy my bandwidth. Again, commenting would be nice, but I probably won't hunt you down and kill you if you don't :)
The Pete Wentz Guide to Time Travel (Panic! At the Disco's Excellent Adventure) |
right-click save-as: Soundtrack
It wasn’t until the next day that the silver Buick Le Sabre dropped out of the sky and almost crashed into Spencer’s mom’s Toyota, smoke pluming up from the undercarriage as the tires bounced on the asphalt, leaving the air thick with burned rubber and ozone.
“Shit,” Spencer said, hand shading his eyes, and then the driver’s side door popped open and Pete Wentz stepped out.
1. You Were Born For This - Tremolo
2. Falling From The Sky - VAST
3. Chapstick, Chapped Lips And Things Like Chemistry - Relient K
4. Toothpaste - The Martial Arts
5. Ce Plane Pour Moi - Plastic Bertrand
6. Joyride - Roxette
7. Seven Seas - Sound Casino
8. Monkey!!! Knife!!! Fight!!! - Minus the Bear
9. Glamour Boys - Living Colour
10. Hiphopper - Thomas Rusiak
11. Dance Song '97 - Sleater-Kinney
12. Me And Mia - Ted Leo And The Pharmacists
13. Home - Marc Broussard
14. Anthem - Phantom Planet
15. Behind The Scenes Of The Sounds And The Times - Swervedriver
Close Enough For True |
right-click save-as: Soundtrack
“Do you think it’s dead?” Pete asked, holding a lantern high, and Patrick said, “No, Pete, no,” because it – he, Jesus, he’d been spending way too much time with Pete, honestly – was shivering, hands tucked up under his armpits and elbows folded in between his knees.
And then blue eyes blinked open and narrowed and then went wide. “Um.”
Gerard gave him his best grin. “Hi.”
1. Thank Heaven For Little Girls - The Films
2. This Charming Man - Death Cab for Cutie
3. Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm
4. Boys of Summer - The Ataris
5. Sweet Child Of Mine - Flat Pack
6. Word Up - Willis
7. Blue Monday - Flunks
8. Ring of Fire - Universal Hall Pass
9. Pieces of Me - Almost Better
10. In Between Days - Ben Folds
11. Dancing In The Dark - Tegan and Sara
12. Drive - Revolution Smile
13. Daydream Believer - Nice Little Penguins
14. Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow - Plain White T's
Ryan of Green Gables |
right-click save-as: The Ballad of Spencer and Ryan, Kindred Spirits
Mikey forever after calls it The Ballad of Spencer and Ryan, since Ryan likes to retell the story of their tragic separation with elaborate and often flowery exaggeration.
1. This Side - Nickel Creek
2. Northern Sky - Nick Drake
3. Each Coming Night - Iron & Wine
4. Maple Leaves (7" version) - Jens Lekman
5. Somthing In You - Orange Peels
6. No Milk Today - Herman's Hermits
7. Remember To Breathe - Eric Lives Here
8. Oh Very Young - Cat Stevens
9. Same Old Drag - Apples in Stereo
10. Tonight's The Night - Little Birdy
11. (There Is) No Greater Love - Amy Winehouse
12. I've Got You And You've Got Me - New Buffalo
13. I'm Glad I Hitched My Apple Wagon To Your Star - Boy Least Likely To
These are so much fun to do. Enjoy!
- Music:Home - Marc Broussard
