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What too much coffee and work does to my brain

Jun. 2nd, 2005 at 2:39 PM

The Coffee Song
by SkoosiePants

you're so warm in my tummy (so warm)
you're not really all that yummy (no, not yummy)
but when you're pitch black (so black, so black)
ooooo, I like you like that!

[drum solo]

oh coffee, I used to hate you (don't hate me)
but I was so young (youuuuung)
noooooow if I forget to have you (what, how?)
my head pulses 'cause I need you!

REFRAIN

coffee (coffee) oh yeah
coffee (coffee) so good
coffee coffee coooooffeeeee!
so hot you scald meeeee!

break it down now

[here's the part where Justin Timberlake beatboxes]

repeat REFRAIN

coffee (coffee) oh yeah
coffee (coffee) so good
coffee coffee coooooffeeeee!
so hot you scald meeeee!

[voice over by James Earl Jones] Ladies and gentlemen, may I present... the Sparkly Boys!

[here's the part where NSYNC and AJ McLean sing the National Anthem]

[sung a capella]
Lance: Coffeeee!
Joey: Coffeeee!
JC: Coffeeee!
Justin: Coffeeee!
AJ: Coffeeee!
Chris: Coffeeee!
All including me: Coffeeee!

[note: everything in parentheses will be sung by Lance Bass]

I need to be stopped. Seriously.

Mood: giddy

Tags:

crack

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eldee wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 12:23 pm (UTC)

*laughs so hard she has tears in her eyes*

Or, is that from just reading Your Life Is Now.

A combo of both, I think.

Can you make me a pretty boy JC icon? JC is Teh Sex.

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skoosiepants wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 12:27 pm (UTC)

I think I've lost my mind *grins*

Do you have a pic in mind?

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eldee wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 01:12 pm (UTC)

Well, I think I lost mine a long time ago. Should we send out search parties for them?

Nah, more fun this way. *grin*

And do I have pictures? Heck, yah. I have pictures.

Such a pretty, sparkling man. Teh. Sex.

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elanor_sarah wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 02:02 pm (UTC)

I really don't like you Suzanne... EBIL PRECIOUS!

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skoosiepants wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 03:04 pm (UTC)

suuuuure you don't *hums Coffee Song*

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elanor_sarah wrote:

Jun. 3rd, 2005 12:30 am (UTC)

If you do that again *shields eyes from coffee song* I'll... I'll..... TAKE AWAY THE MAGAZINES!

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insipid_paragon wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 02:05 pm (UTC)

[here's the part where Justin Timberlake beatboxes]
*snort*

*scurries off to listen to "How Deep Is Your Love"* Gahhh, Lance, gahhh.

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skoosiepants wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 03:05 pm (UTC)

Don't you think Lance would be great at those backup parts? I can hear him in my mind. Which makes me really sick.

Of course, I was hysterically giggling when I wrote this. Crack!

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insipid_paragon wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 03:24 pm (UTC)

Oh, he'd nail the backups. And then he'd look around at all the piles of melted-fangirl-goo surrounding him, and he'd give that little grin and we (that is, all the little goo-piles) would squeal and then JC or Justin would prance by and we'd sigh and then Joey...Wait. You're really sick? I just got a flash from out of nowhere of Joey saying "Hold the pickles."

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veracity wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 03:35 pm (UTC)

*snort* You should be locked away. And why is AJ there? Whhhy?

And Lance is doing the whole The Only Gift singing, ain't he? Or "Girl were you alone?"

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skoosiepants wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC)

*giggles* I have a thing for AJ. I luff him.

Oh my. I was so cracked up when I wrote this. And it's Giddyup Lance all the way...

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lafemmedansrose wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 03:43 pm (UTC)

I think I love you.

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skoosiepants wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 03:47 pm (UTC)

*giggles* *does The Robot*

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shmanet_janet wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 03:51 pm (UTC)

this just made my day
it also made something sparkly shimmy its way into my brain

*justin dances into my kitchen*
*pauses*
*filches a cup of coffee*

"It's coffee, yo!"

*proceeds to shimmy out my backdoor, chasing a screaming harry potter*

it would seem that i too, like so many, have lost my sanity in preference to the sparkly dancing boys of prettiness....

oh well

*throws glitter*
*dances in it*

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skoosiepants wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC)

*giggles* Give me Justin, any phrase with "yo" on the end of it, and I'm happy as a loon. *snort*

There's no use trying to resist the Sparkly Boys... they'll get you in the end *grins evilly*

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gwynlen wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 05:31 pm (UTC)

Your song almost makes me want to drink coffee, almost. I would first have to get over hating the stuff.

But you cracked me up nonetheless.

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skoosiepants wrote:

Jun. 3rd, 2005 05:38 am (UTC)

*dances* Coffee is fun to write about *grins* Or I'm just insane. Kinda think it might be that :)

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capricious_fae wrote:

Jun. 2nd, 2005 11:11 pm (UTC)

Whgy do you need to be stopped? Why? Though not perhaps pure poetry, it has a disturbing ring about it that says it'll be stuck in my head for quite a while. You are all too amusing. **giggles**

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skoosiepants wrote:

Jun. 3rd, 2005 05:38 am (UTC)

*giggles* I can picture it all in my head. I'm so very, very cracked *grins*

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ash_of_evenstar wrote:

Jun. 3rd, 2005 01:39 am (UTC)

That ruled. :) I love it!

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skoosiepants wrote:

Jun. 3rd, 2005 05:39 am (UTC)

*giggles* thankee :)

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sushinase wrote:

Jul. 20th, 2005 12:04 pm (UTC)

I don't know if I reviewed this already but this is sheer goodness *loves*

you're so crazed *shakes head*

*tackleglomps*

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skoosiepants wrote:

Jul. 20th, 2005 01:04 pm (UTC)

*laughs* I've completely lost my mind *dances*

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snoweh1331 wrote:

Nov. 5th, 2005 09:51 pm (UTC)

-gets into a gigglefit-GAWD ITS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!-dies from laughter-

*_*Snoweh(continues dying from laughter)*_*

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skoosiepants wrote:

Nov. 7th, 2005 07:13 am (UTC)

*grins* I'm slightly off my rocker :)

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