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mini walkers will be the death of me, for sure

  • Jul. 17th, 2008 at 9:30 PM
Brendon and Jon being CUTE
*whispers* i wanna write a jon/brendon au where jon's eight year old son has a major crush on bden's twelve year old daughter omg. i wanna write it so bad. like, um, he always shows up on bden's front porch wanting to hang out and he's super laidback jon cool except for how bden's teeny tiny tomboy daughter is AWESOME and mini walker gets big eyes around her and cassie lives across the street and mini walker's like WAIT TIL YOU MEET MY DAD CAN MINI URIE GO TO THE MOVIES WITH US! mini walker plays peewee soccer with mini urie and they're so cute you could DIE. i don't know what happened to mini urie's mom. like, i'm thinking they were never married - but jon and cassie are divorced, and cassie has custody of mini walker and cassie helps out bden, like, when mini urie breaks her arm and bden freaks out and forgets how to drive a car and cassie has to take them all to the hospital and mini urie is like OW! but also SO COOL LOOK AT MY CAST DAD! and mini urie totally tolerates mini walker - he's so young, and mini urie can almost date thanksverymuch, except for the part where bden will never ever let her date - and really deep down inside they're best friends, because mini urie is kind of weird, like her dad, and doesn't have a lot of school friends, but that's fine, whatever, mini urie knows she's awesome, her dad tells her so like all the time. and bden is in a band with spencer and cash in his spare time and ryan is the weird dude who lives behind bden and yells at mini urie and mini walker to stay off his lawn, and then one day spencer's like hey, wait, i totally went to high school with that guy, hey ryan! and ryan's all whatever, hey, tell those mini hellions to stay out of my pachysandra or i'll turn the hose on them, but secretly he leaves out plates of cookies for them, i don't know. ryan's a big ole softy. it's why he's got all those cats.

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[info]playfullips wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:49 am (UTC)
OMG. OMG IF YOU WROTE THAT I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER. I HAVE BEEN CRAVING JON/BRENDON KIDFIC LIKE BURNING.

I am going to stop flailing at you in caps. But OMG SERIOUSLY. PLEASE.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
i totally want to write it!!! I even have Jon's kid's name all picked out, but not Brendon's, so I have to figure her out before starting it, but YES.
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[info]triskellita wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
please write it. *puppy dog eyes*
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
I am totally planning to!
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[info]margueritem wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
I want this AU, too!

I also want one where mini-patd have the most fantastic summer ever together and swear to be best of friends 4ever and ever. Or a story a la Travelling pants, only I've read it; and the pants can still be girl pants. And also they fall in love with each other and not with other people because that would make me sad. *big eyes* I possibly am delirious from lack of food. *wanders of to hunt and gather*
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[info]margueritem wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
"only I've never read it", even.
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[info]wordslikemoths wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
I would not be opposed to this AT ALL. FYI.
Also, HI! Can I friend you? :D
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:57 am (UTC)
I just can't get over how adorable their kids would be hanging out together!! and hi back! of course you can friend, that would be awesome :)
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[info]highschoolhussy wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:51 am (UTC)
*shouts* WRITE IT NOW PLEASE YOU WOULD MAKE MY LIFE FOREVER!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:58 am (UTC)
i am totally going to map this out tomorrow, because I can't get over the picture of mini walker just following mini urie around like a lovesick puppy!
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(no subject) - [info]highschoolhussy - Jul. 18th, 2008 02:05 am (UTC) Expand
[info]insunshine wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:52 am (UTC)
DO IT.

DO IT.

DO IT PLEEEEEEEEASE?

*EYES*

I CAN HELP, IF YOU WANT.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
I am so going to try! I just have to figure out mini urie's name - i've already got mini walker's, because Jon's kids are always so ridiculously easy for me to name!! And I will totally enlist your help at some point I'm sure!! KIDFIC!
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[info]cunningplan wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:55 am (UTC)
Ok, so the whole thing is totally made of win, but mostly RYAN IS A CRAZY OLD CAT LADY YAY!!!!!11!!1

(it's possible that i aspire to be a crazy old cat lady. just a bit)
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:01 am (UTC)
the cats just find him, okay? hee!

I think I was voted most likely to be a crazy old cat lady by my friends in high school :)
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[info]jessaminejill wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 01:57 am (UTC)
I would read that SO hard. I LOVE kidfic. It's my sekkrit favorite.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:01 am (UTC)
mine too! there's nothing so adorable as kidfic!
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[info]elucreh wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
This was really awesome right up until the last line when I snorted lemonade out my nose.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
ahahhaha you totally know ryan's a crazy old cat lady!
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[info]self_sustaining wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
aflksdjfs Your brain is amazing.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
I just can't stop giving jon kids!
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[info]cmonkatiekatie wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
This kind of made me smile like a lunatic! I would read the shit out of that.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
mini urie would be SO CUTE
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[info]o4fuxache wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC)
I think you should write that. I think you should make it tens of thousands of words long. I think you should do it. Doit!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
i really, really want to. it would be so adorable omg!
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[info]vic_ramsey wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
RYAN'S THE OLD MAN DOWN THE BLOCK! THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MORE ACCURATE CHARACTERIZATION!

This would be gloriously awesome if you wrote it. MINI-BDEN would BE THE GREATEST WEIRD TOMBOY EVER! And MINI-JON WOULD LOVE THAT SHE WAS WEIRD BECAUSE MINI-JON WOULD BE AWESOME LIKE HIS DAD!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:29 am (UTC)
I might even give Ryan a CANE. He can shake it at them!
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[info]kc_love131 wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:11 am (UTC)
um... um... um... ok, so, like, I know we don't actually know each other & all, but... um... if you wont marry me, please allow me to fangirl all over you FOREVER!! ok?? your brain, it... it... it is AWESOME!! I would like to live in it sometime... do you rent it out over holidays?? seriously, this whole thing... it's like... you know when you dont miss something until you dont have it anymore? or dont know how badly you want something until you cant? its like... I NEED this, ok! seriously!! and the whole Ryan bit just does it for me. the cranky old man in the plaid vests and the cats and the flowers and the crank... who is like... 30 or something. it just... I am in love <333 -heartsforeyes- -fangirls-
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:31 am (UTC)
*laughs* i don't even know where this stuff comes from, but mini walker and mini urie would be SO CUTE together omg! And Ryan is so the crotchety neighbor!
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[info]ficsoreal wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:15 am (UTC)
I love that you want to write stuff and then you do. I want to write stuff all the time and it never happens. :(

Mini Urie; she would be so tiny and adorable. *_*
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:31 am (UTC)
mini urie would be the cutest little thing EVER, with glasses and dark hair and the biggest smile!!!
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[info]hyunbin wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:17 am (UTC)
PLEASE PLEASE DO.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
I totally plan on it!
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[info]cobraliciousomg wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:18 am (UTC)
GAHH! THERE IS MASSIVE VAGUE HAND GESTURING OVER HERE!!! *HANDS* BRENDON NEEDS A DAUGHTER LIKE BURNING AND RYAN ROSS!
OMG RYAN - YOU ARE A SOFTY!

obvs this MUST BE WRITTEN, I WILL HELP even. *flails*
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:33 am (UTC)
RYAN SECRETLY LOVES THOSE KIDS!!
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[info]bluelittlepig wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
Kid!fic! That idea totally needs to be written. And Ryan being the crazy old cat man (ha, that made me think that Ryan should be catwoman ala Batman) made the story idea from excellent to out of this world!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)
ryan doesn't even know how he ended up with all these cats!! hilarity!
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[info]forgotnsuitcase wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
my highlight is old man ryan ross! hey, tell those mini hellions to stay out of my pachysandra or i'll turn the hose on them. if he has not said that at some point after moving into his house, i will dress like a hobo for a day.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:34 am (UTC)
*laughs* he's dedicated to his yard!! landscaping is hard work!
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[info]ashlein wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
omg I need this fic like burning. BURNING!!!

Please,please,please,please,please with a cherry ( or jon walker) on top, write this. Did I mention PLEASE???????????????
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
I'm totally going to try, because those minis are SO CUTE
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[info]abraxas_life wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:33 am (UTC)
PLEASE PLEASE DO! THERE IS A WHOLE IN MY HEART NOW, WHERE IT NEEDS TO BE!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
I want to! I want to write brendon the single dad with his awesome preteen!!
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[info]momebie wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
No, I agree with Ryan, someone REALLY needs to PROTECT THE PACHYSANDRA!! D:
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 12:39 pm (UTC)
totally! Ryan spent a lot of time PLANTING dude!
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[info]interpol15 wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 03:12 am (UTC)
BRB, DYING OF NEEDING THIS FIC RIGHT THE HELL NOW.

Oh man, Ryan the crazy cat lady. Although we all know that Ryan will someday be the crotchety old dude sitting oh his porch yelling at "those durn kids" (RYAN IN 5 YEARS, AMIRITE?) and Jon will be the crazy cat lady.

But for the purpose of fic, MOST AWESOME AND HILARIOUS CHARACTERIZATION EVER!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 12:39 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Ryan doesn't even like cats! They just keep showing up on his porch!!
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[info]firedragon9 wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 03:17 am (UTC)
\o/ that would be super cool!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 12:40 pm (UTC)
hee! I have such a weakness for giving them kids!
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[info]kirana_44 wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 03:20 am (UTC)
awesome cakes. Best idea ever.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 18th, 2008 12:40 pm (UTC)
hee! I just have to figure out bden's kid's name :)
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“Jon. Jon Walker,” Brendon whined, burying his head in his arms. His voice was muffled on, “What should I do, Jon? I’m heartbroken, I am.”

“Hey. Hey.” Jon waited until Brendon shifted, looked at him again, then he poked him in the forehead. “You, Brendon Urie, are awesome. If Spencer can’t see that, then he’s not worth it, okay?”

Brendon sighed, but his eyes looked lighter. “Yeah, okay.”

- the first rule of broom-wielding

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