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it's times like these I wish I had money

  • Jul. 3rd, 2008 at 4:21 PM
the awesome team!
Thank you so much to whoever sent me the anon lj gift! You brightened my entire day :)

Also, that Cab babies are Brendon's sidekicks fic I said would never get written? I sorta wrote more of it. It sorta turned into a Drunk Naked Guy fic, too. An epic showdown for who makes the best Drunk Naked Guy on tour. With villainous cockblocking. I have no idea how this spun out of The Cab/Disney vibe I'd started with.

Brendon just gets sloppy and overheated and though he mostly doesn’t remember the stripping part, he often wakes up on picnic tables or bus roofs – if they’re stopped for the night – or other band’s vans, or squished into bunks with Bill or Sisky or Guitar Tech Gabe, not to be confused with Gabe Saporta, who Brendon has thankfully never woken up naked with, because Brendon isn’t sure he’d still have all his working parts.

But anyway, as far as Brendon can remember, he’s never woken up naked with Spencer. Or any of his bandmates, except for that one time with Ryan that they never speak of - Ryan had just looked right through him and said, “Huh, this blanket’s kind of heavy and warm. I really hope it gets the fuck off me so I don’t have to kill it” - so it doesn’t really count.

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[info]ink_on_the_page wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
~cracks up~ oh my god, Ryan.

Drunk Guy Fics are fuN! though i do rather wonder how it spun out of Disney...
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:49 am (UTC)
It's, like, a dual story or something - on the one hand I've got Brendon trying to convince The Cab to help him bag Jon, and on the other I've got villainous cockblocking Spencer Smith who Brendon keeps waking up naked with!
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[info]ink_on_the_page wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
they're trying to tell you they want gsf, skoos! MUST ALL BE NEKKID TOGETHER FOR SEXY FUN TIEMZ!

...

~ahem~

seriously, i can only imagine the fits of giggles they're setting you into
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:41 pm (UTC)
ha! I don't think I could write gsf, though. Brendon usually wants Spencer all to himself!
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[info]ink_on_the_page wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:43 pm (UTC)
I think you could. You were honestly pretty close with mcr!spencer. I knew where it was headed, but I kept wondering if they'd all wind up together, the way you were writing it. :D
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:54 pm (UTC)
ok, ok, I DID have that thought once or twice :)
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[info]ink_on_the_page wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:56 pm (UTC)
~laughs and pets you~ it is futile to resist, my dear. They will get you eventually. ~grin~
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:58 pm (UTC)
they're all just so SNUGGLY
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[info]ink_on_the_page wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 01:00 pm (UTC)
they are ridiculously snuggly. they're like...magnetized to touch each other and hold on and just...yes.
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[info]slowlikewine wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC)
Yeah, so, obviously you're gonna have to keep going with this. Actually, I wouldn't even need a whole fic. It could just be a series of random funny moments of drunk nakedness, 'cause that's never not funny.

*sighs wistfully* Man, sometimes I miss college.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:50 am (UTC)
Brendon's trying to knock the reigning Drunk Naked Guy champion off his throne :)
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[info]slowlikewine wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 01:11 am (UTC)
Oooh, goody. And just who is the reigning Drunk Naked Guy champion?
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 01:32 am (UTC)
you will have to wait and see!
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[info]slowlikewine wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 02:39 am (UTC)
Tease! i love it.
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[info]bluelittlepig wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 08:47 pm (UTC)
YOUR ICON!!!!!

Brendon would totally be the drunk naked guy on tour. Ahahaha, Ryan!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:50 am (UTC)
AWESOME TEAM!!

Brendon would definitely be, but currently he needs to dethrone someone else from the drunk naked guy title :)
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[info]abraxas_life wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 09:08 pm (UTC)
“Huh, this blanket’s kind of heavy and warm. I really hope it gets the fuck off me so I don’t have to kill it”

*snorts*
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:51 am (UTC)
hee!
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[info]somniloquous wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
this whole post just made me laugh in this really loud dorky way that made my cat look at me like "did that noise just come from a human?!" oh man.
and i love your icon!!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:51 am (UTC)
AWESOME TEAM ICON!!

Drunk Naked Guy fic is going to be fun :)
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[info]natacup82 wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 09:12 pm (UTC)
Oh god I am so excited for Drunk Naked guy!Brendon. SO EXCITED!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:52 am (UTC)
Seriously. He's so proud of his drunk naked guy status, too :)
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[info]sparkfrost wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 09:52 pm (UTC)
Oh please write more, it would make my life!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:52 am (UTC)
I definitely am. Naked Brendon is too awesome to pass up :)
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[info]this_is_my_name wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 10:57 pm (UTC)
“Huh, this blanket’s kind of heavy and warm. I really hope it gets the fuck off me so I don’t have to kill it”

Oh, RYAN.

I don't think I can go on without Drunk Naked Guy fic in my life, okay. It is too perfect.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:52 am (UTC)
Brendon might have to challenge someone to a drunk naked guy DUEL!
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[info]this_is_my_name wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 01:11 am (UTC)
death by wang!
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 01:31 am (UTC)
that... is really scary to imagine.
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[info]rufus wrote:
Jul. 3rd, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC)
i think it's a special power Disney has, a kind of reverse black hole of anti-purity. Or maybe purity? Nnargh, I'm probably not making any sense.

My sister and I were discussing this the other day, how there are so *many* Disney star(let)s who incorporate their (sexual) purity into their image and we (the national we) have to talk/think about it all the time and then it goes horribly, horribly wrong.

So, basically, you going from "Disney" to "drunk and naked" makes *perfect* sense; in fact it's the only way it *could* go.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:53 am (UTC)
*points* I like how you think!
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[info]harpye wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
i'm really looking forward to this! i need a drunk guy fic so bad right now.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 12:53 am (UTC)
Brendon is so awesome naked, this is true :)
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[info]wishfulclicking wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 01:06 am (UTC)
I love the snippet :)

“Huh, this blanket’s kind of heavy and warm. I really hope it gets the fuck off me so I don’t have to kill it” - so it doesn’t really count

This made me laugh--hard.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 01:34 am (UTC)
Ryan! He's like a one man comedy team!
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[info]seratonation wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 03:54 am (UTC)
“Huh, this blanket’s kind of heavy and warm. I really hope it gets the fuck off me so I don’t have to kill it”

LOL! but i agree, this is calling for gsf! gsf skoose! it calls you! its saying Write me skoose! wriiiite mee!!!

I might be a little high on caffine XD

(i has no panic gsf but how about some mcr puppy pile?)
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:37 pm (UTC)
*laughs* I'm not much for writing gsf, though :)
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[info]seratonation wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:40 pm (UTC)
XD it doesnt have to be porny, gsf can be pg too (all cute snuggles and touches and smiles! which is all canon anyway XD)
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:55 pm (UTC)
true, group snuggling is always always nice :)
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[info]redandglenda wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 05:55 am (UTC)
Ahahahaha. Silly Brendon. :)
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:37 pm (UTC)
he's so ridic :)
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[info]maggiebloome wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 10:12 am (UTC)
Hahaha that last sentence wins everything in the world.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:38 pm (UTC)
no naked boys are allowed on Ryan!
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[info]liquitexart wrote:
Jul. 4th, 2008 09:07 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHA.

that is all.
or no, wait.

MOARRRRRR. :DD
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 12:38 pm (UTC)
heeeee!
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[info]incoherenteye wrote:
Jul. 6th, 2008 08:26 pm (UTC)
you know, when you first mentioned this cab babies, i thought for sure you mean death cab for cutie.

but this drunk naked guy fic sounds amazing
, for serious.
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[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jul. 8th, 2008 05:16 pm (UTC)
nooooo, definitely tiny little Cab babies - the Band of Alexes!! Drunk Naked Guy fic! I'm having lots of fun with it :)
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