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bandslash ficlet: another word for tacos

  • Jun. 9th, 2008 at 4:29 PM
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another word for tacos | 744 words
Panic/Jonas Brothers | Joe/Brendon/Spencer/Jon

A/N: *hands* follow-up to purity rings are for ugly dudes. Sometimes I wish I could write actual porn instead of suggestive taco-eating.

another word for tacos

Jon does his best to block the doorway, but Jon is totally bad at blocking Spence. Spence is, like, fucking huge now and can see right over his head, and it’s totally not Jon’s fault.

“Jon,” Spencer says. He’s got his arms crossed over his chest.

“This is not my fault,” Jon says, and Brendon calls out behind him, “Oh, that’s a lie, Jon Walker, this is all your fault,” but he’s giggling, which makes Jon giggle because, oh god, this is so so funny. It’s hilarious. Almost as funny as the time Ryan thought that Metro Station guy was imaginary – and, okay, nothing will ever be as funny as that, Jon thinks, because that dude had been so confused, and Ryan had totally made him wear a cowboy hat for days – but seriously, seriously. “I swear,” Jon says, “this is all a big misunderstanding.”

“You stole a Jonas Brother,” Spencer says.

Jon laughs. He stole a Jonas Brother. Jon’s a freaking genius. “Spencer,” Jon says. “Spencer, oh my god, seriously, Spencer, this dude is so cute,” and he steps aside because it’s not like he was going to keep Spencer out of the back lounge anyway. Spencer could just, like, lift him out of the way, because Spencer is awesome.

Brendon’s on the couch, arms wrapped around Ricky-bobby-joe, legs in his lap, face snuffling into the crook of his neck.

“Um.”

“Are you comfortable like that?” Spencer asks him, and Brendon hisses out, “Yessssss,” and the dude looks like maybe he’s gonna combust he’s so red; he’s biting his bottom lip so hard it turns white.

Jon thinks it’s freaking adorable.

Spencer says, “Bren, let the nice boy go,” and Jon ducks his head into the back of Spencer’s neck and grins against his skin, cups his palms over Spencer’s hips.

“Spence,” Jon says, low. “Spence, they’re so cute, right?” He can tell Spencer is wavering, softening, and Spence totally had a crush on that tallish Alex for, like, months, and Jon knows for a fact it’s because he reminded Spence of a, “baby lion, Jon, all peach fuzz and soft and precious,” and Spencer likes to pretend he’d never actually said that, but Jon’s got recorded proof thanks to Zack.

Brendon blinks wide-brown eyes at them, does his best baby deer impression, and all the while Kevin-nick-sam is just as cute by just breathing and Jon thinks the only thing better would be if he could’ve sweet-talked the other brothers onto their bus, and Jon thinks maybe it’s not too late. They could make a Jonas Brothers sandwich. A couple, even.

“This is wrong,” Spencer says, but he doesn’t sound all that convinced himself. “We can’t keep him.”

“Well, duh,” Brendon says. “We can borrow him, though.”

Paul-nate-shane sucks in a whimper-breath and that is possibly the best sound Jon has ever heard, except for maybe any and all sounds made by Spence. Jon likes how Joe - Joe, Jon’s fairly sure this one’s called Joe, now that he thinks about it – is so so quiet, like a twitchy-nosed bunny.

Jon feels when Spencer almost-breaks, when he shifts his weight into his hips. “Isn’t he, like, fifteen? And married?”

Jon bites into Spencer’s neck to keep from giggling, because Joe is totally married. To, like, his dad or something.

“He’s saving himself,” Brendon says, and when Jon looks over at them again Brendon’s got his fingers tangled in Joe’s shirt, “but purity rings are for ugly dudes, seriously.”

Jon bites down harder on Spencer’s neck, because purity rings, what the fuck. That’s. Jon doesn’t even know what that is, but he kind of wants to suck it off his finger. Jon is really, really bad. Jon is so bad.

Spencer says, kind of weakly, “We really need to get Ryan.”

“We need to get tacos,” Jon counters.

“Mmm, tacos,” Brendon says.

Ryan is the motherfucking best to get high with, but Ryan will totally make them give Joe back.

“Eat tacos with us, Spence,” Jon says, mumbles into Spencer’s skin. His hands slide over Spence’s belly and up under his shirt. Eating tacos with Spencer is the most awesome thing ever. Tacos are fucking delicious.

“We’re getting fucking mild salsa,” Spencer finally says.

“Pussy,” Brendon says, but he’s grinning, sly.

“Medium,” Jon says. Compromising. Jon’s good at that. He hums a taco song and hooks his thumbs in the waistband of Spencer’s jeans.

Spencer lets out a shuddery breath and says, “Fine.”

PART 3: no vows will be forgotten

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[info]stillyoursway wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC)
ahahahahaha. is it weird to love someone you've never met? because i think i love you.

of course they stole a jonas brother. and of course ryan thought the guy from metro station was imaginary. of course, it just makes sense!
you're kind of the best. scratch the kind of.

sorry you're having a rough day..
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
Hee! thank you, hon!
[info]natacup82 wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 08:54 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA They stole a child! Oh those poor Jonas brothers, they don't know what they've gotten themselves into.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:54 pm (UTC)
next up: RYAN CATCHES THEM EATING TACOS!!!!
[info]torakowalski wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 08:55 pm (UTC)
Hee! The poor, poor Jonas Brother is so confused but Jon just wants to love him and pet his little twitchy nose! ♥
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
*g* jobros snuggle-fests with TACOS.
[info]vic_ramsey wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)
ahahahahhaaha, Oh, Jon Walker. Why so incredibly CREEPY and ADORABLE at the same time? HE SWEET TALKED THE JONAS BROTHER ON THE BUS AND GAVE HIM TO BRENDON TO CUDDLE WITH. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Almost as funny as the time Ryan thought that Metro Station guy was imaginary –

I had to stop reading and leave my desk for a minute because I was laughing so hard.

You stoned!Panic is the best.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
*g* thank you, hon! I love writing stoned!Jon so so much :)
[info]sparkfrost wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
Brilliant! Shenanigans! Innuendo! I'm out of exclamation points, but seriously, this was hilarious.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
*g* thank you!!
[info]heartequals wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 09:19 pm (UTC)
Jonas Brothers/Panic just gets more and more and more delightful!
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
*G* thank you!
[info]lastchanceache wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 09:26 pm (UTC)
So, I have to tell you that right now, in England (and maybe everywhere else The Disney Channel exists -shrug-)it's like Bonus Jonas month on The Disney Channel and they were on Channel 4 and they're here with Avril whatshername and everyone is fallng in love with them and I'm in love with the fact that everyone is falling in love with them and Brendon being in love with them and Jon supporting the love and Spencer not being able to resist the adorableness is too much for my combustable heart right now. Seriously it's sqeeing all by itself. =D

xo
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
*grins* thank you so much!!
[info]riflethrough wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
Yeahhh, this really makes me want to write more JB. :(

But aw, Jon eventually got the name right! And the mental image of Brendon all over Joe is pretty sweet. This was hilarious!
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
*g* thank you! I have to write Ryan catching them eating tacos now :)

Yeahhh, this really makes me want to write more JB. :( dooooooo it!!!
[info]twilight_la_fae wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 09:53 pm (UTC)
<3

I have been absent for so long, I know! But I graduated high school, and am finally scot free, (until the fall, when college comes) and now that it's all over, hopefully, I will be more chatty than I have, lol.

I can hardly tell the Jonas brothers apart, but I suspect if you keep writing them, I will have to go look them up. =)
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
HONEY!!! I have missed you!!

*g* I can't tell them apart at all and all I know about them I learned from Wiki :)
[info]o4fuxache wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 09:54 pm (UTC)
I never knew the Jonas Brothers had a purpose until now. But they have a purpose. AND IT IS THIS. I cannot stop laughing! And I am about to head out to work and I will think of this and GIGGLE! Like a LOON! Is so excited!! AH HA HA HA
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
*g* yay! thank you!!
[info]alyssredfern wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
Is it sad that what they're doing to that poor Jonas brother is pretty much exactly what I've always wanted to do to the members of Panic?
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
*g* not sad at all!!
[info]cobraliciousomg wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 10:35 pm (UTC)
baaah.
jesus-mild salsa!- and Brendon being adorable and squishylike!

god i love you woman.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:04 am (UTC)
*g* thank you, hon!!
[info]nunshavingfun wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 10:50 pm (UTC)
What the fuck is a Jonas brother? Please don't tell me. I have a feeling Bob would eat it alive.

When you said Joe. I thought you meant Joe joe. Not other joe. What happened to joe joe? Did you fix him yet?

ps- and Ryan had totally made him where a cowboy hat for days – I think you meant wear? y/y?

Edited at 2008-06-09 10:51 pm (UTC)
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
Bob would TOTALLY eat them alive, and I would laugh so hard *nods*

I am fixing Joe and Bob, don't worry. I just have to decide on a major plot point, and also finish the mcr!Spencer au :)

eep, thanks for pointing out the typo!
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[info]triskellita wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 11:00 pm (UTC)
you continue to make my world a more joyous place with your ridiculous panic/jonas brothers items. ♥
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
*g* hee! thank you!
[info]this_is_my_name wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 11:18 pm (UTC)
Jon is really, really bad. Jon is so bad.

I've felt like complete ass all day, and this just made me smile so hard, so <3

You rock.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:05 am (UTC)
*g* YAY! Thank you!
[info]ink_on_the_page wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 11:23 pm (UTC)
~clutches stomach which hurts from the giggles~ oh my god this is HYSTERICAL. I can just see the poor boy being returned to his brothers:

"But...but...but they snuggled me!!!"

"You're joking, right?"

"NO! THEY SNUGGLED ME AND THEY WERE ALL OVER EACH OTHER AND THEN THEY ATE TACOS"

"...I think you need a vacation, dude."

"TACOS! AND SNUGGLING!"
[info]siriusoblack wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 11:37 pm (UTC)
oh em gee write it.
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[info]evocatory wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 11:32 pm (UTC)
I could read about the adventures of Panic + Joe the Jobro forever, true story.
(oh man, my icon is so topical! yesss I knew this day would come.)
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:07 am (UTC)
*g* yay! thank you! Your icon is PERFECT for this! TACOS!
[info]siriusoblack wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 11:36 pm (UTC)
i was laughing so hard, man. oh my god, and brendon! "he's saving himself.." oh god. that fucking KILLED me.

oh my god, marry me. please?
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC)
Hee! thanks, hon! I can't leave those jobros alone - next up, more tacos and ryan!
[info]entropical87 wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 11:41 pm (UTC)
I don't even know what a Jonas Brother is and I kind of want one.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC)
hee! Jon thinks everyone should have a jobro!
[info]midnightbex wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 11:44 pm (UTC)
This may be my favorite thing ever. Liek in all of creation ever. How so adorable, seriously?
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC)
*g* thank you!!
[info]audrey1nd wrote:
Jun. 9th, 2008 11:47 pm (UTC)
I love how Joe has absolutely no dialogue. I just looked this up because I wanted to compare all their ages (which ones were legal) so Joe is almost 19 (birthday a bit before Ryan's), Kevin (the oldest) turns 21 in November and the youngest turns 16 in September. Sweet 16/Spencer's 21st anyone? Hehe.
This was great though. I think this needs to turn into a series where they turn Joe gay and then he's like, what need do I have for a purity ring if I'm gay and sinning and becomes a total whore for Jon/Brendon/Spencer and Ryan just like, comforts him and tries to get him to get Kevin to come along to have orgies in the bus. Or something. *shifty eyes* And seriously, if you read enough porn and romance novels, I'm sure you can write some. I mean, I can write porn (even though I blush while I write it) and I've never even had sex!
And I love that you somehow managed to work in the guys from the Cab. I keep wanting to call them the Cab babies, since that's what you call them (and they are the babies of the label along with Tyga), but I think they may be older than me. Not really sure since they just might be the same age as I am.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
dude, I know, I have to figure out how to write these guys so I can actually give Joe lines!

You totally don't want me to attempt sex scenes, I'm seriously so bad - I can barely write r scenes!

I love writing random mentions of cab babies in these things :)
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[info]redandglenda wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 12:13 am (UTC)
Oh my god. I can't get over high-Jon. He's so cute! And he can't tell the difference between the Jonas brothers! And he loves tacos! With Spencer! Ahahaha. I loved this. :)
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:10 am (UTC)
*g* thank you, hon! high!Jon is so so much fun :)
[info]kiwi_muffins wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 12:23 am (UTC)
This turned a not so great day into a AWESOME day. Thank you =]
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
*G* thanks!!
[info]bibliokat wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 12:27 am (UTC)
I'm about to explode from keeping the laughter in (really don't want to explain this to the family)! OMG BRENDON WRAPPED AROUND A JONAS BROTHER! Jon is *bad*, the GOOD kind!
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
*g* thank you!
[info]belle_bing wrote:
Jun. 10th, 2008 12:44 am (UTC)
Ahahahahahahaha, this is the best thing ever.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 11th, 2008 12:11 am (UTC)
*g* thank you!!
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