another word for tacos | 744 words
Panic/Jonas Brothers | Joe/Brendon/Spencer/Jon
A/N: *hands* follow-up to purity rings are for ugly dudes. Sometimes I wish I could write actual porn instead of suggestive taco-eating.
another word for tacos
Jon does his best to block the doorway, but Jon is totally bad at blocking Spence. Spence is, like, fucking huge now and can see right over his head, and it’s totally not Jon’s fault.
“Jon,” Spencer says. He’s got his arms crossed over his chest.
“This is not my fault,” Jon says, and Brendon calls out behind him, “Oh, that’s a lie, Jon Walker, this is all your fault,” but he’s giggling, which makes Jon giggle because, oh god, this is so so funny. It’s hilarious. Almost as funny as the time Ryan thought that Metro Station guy was imaginary – and, okay, nothing will ever be as funny as that, Jon thinks, because that dude had been so confused, and Ryan had totally made him wear a cowboy hat for days – but seriously, seriously. “I swear,” Jon says, “this is all a big misunderstanding.”
“You stole a Jonas Brother,” Spencer says.
Jon laughs. He stole a Jonas Brother. Jon’s a freaking genius. “Spencer,” Jon says. “Spencer, oh my god, seriously, Spencer, this dude is so cute,” and he steps aside because it’s not like he was going to keep Spencer out of the back lounge anyway. Spencer could just, like, lift him out of the way, because Spencer is awesome.
Brendon’s on the couch, arms wrapped around Ricky-bobby-joe, legs in his lap, face snuffling into the crook of his neck.
“Um.”
“Are you comfortable like that?” Spencer asks him, and Brendon hisses out, “Yessssss,” and the dude looks like maybe he’s gonna combust he’s so red; he’s biting his bottom lip so hard it turns white.
Jon thinks it’s freaking adorable.
Spencer says, “Bren, let the nice boy go,” and Jon ducks his head into the back of Spencer’s neck and grins against his skin, cups his palms over Spencer’s hips.
“Spence,” Jon says, low. “Spence, they’re so cute, right?” He can tell Spencer is wavering, softening, and Spence totally had a crush on that tallish Alex for, like, months, and Jon knows for a fact it’s because he reminded Spence of a, “baby lion, Jon, all peach fuzz and soft and precious,” and Spencer likes to pretend he’d never actually said that, but Jon’s got recorded proof thanks to Zack.
Brendon blinks wide-brown eyes at them, does his best baby deer impression, and all the while Kevin-nick-sam is just as cute by just breathing and Jon thinks the only thing better would be if he could’ve sweet-talked the other brothers onto their bus, and Jon thinks maybe it’s not too late. They could make a Jonas Brothers sandwich. A couple, even.
“This is wrong,” Spencer says, but he doesn’t sound all that convinced himself. “We can’t keep him.”
“Well, duh,” Brendon says. “We can borrow him, though.”
Paul-nate-shane sucks in a whimper-breath and that is possibly the best sound Jon has ever heard, except for maybe any and all sounds made by Spence. Jon likes how Joe - Joe, Jon’s fairly sure this one’s called Joe, now that he thinks about it – is so so quiet, like a twitchy-nosed bunny.
Jon feels when Spencer almost-breaks, when he shifts his weight into his hips. “Isn’t he, like, fifteen? And married?”
Jon bites into Spencer’s neck to keep from giggling, because Joe is totally married. To, like, his dad or something.
“He’s saving himself,” Brendon says, and when Jon looks over at them again Brendon’s got his fingers tangled in Joe’s shirt, “but purity rings are for ugly dudes, seriously.”
Jon bites down harder on Spencer’s neck, because purity rings, what the fuck. That’s. Jon doesn’t even know what that is, but he kind of wants to suck it off his finger. Jon is really, really bad. Jon is so bad.
Spencer says, kind of weakly, “We really need to get Ryan.”
“We need to get tacos,” Jon counters.
“Mmm, tacos,” Brendon says.
Ryan is the motherfucking best to get high with, but Ryan will totally make them give Joe back.
“Eat tacos with us, Spence,” Jon says, mumbles into Spencer’s skin. His hands slide over Spence’s belly and up under his shirt. Eating tacos with Spencer is the most awesome thing ever. Tacos are fucking delicious.
“We’re getting fucking mild salsa,” Spencer finally says.
“Pussy,” Brendon says, but he’s grinning, sly.
“Medium,” Jon says. Compromising. Jon’s good at that. He hums a taco song and hooks his thumbs in the waistband of Spencer’s jeans.
Spencer lets out a shuddery breath and says, “Fine.”
PART 3: no vows will be forgotten
Panic/Jonas Brothers | Joe/Brendon/Spencer/Jon
A/N: *hands* follow-up to purity rings are for ugly dudes. Sometimes I wish I could write actual porn instead of suggestive taco-eating.
another word for tacos
Jon does his best to block the doorway, but Jon is totally bad at blocking Spence. Spence is, like, fucking huge now and can see right over his head, and it’s totally not Jon’s fault.
“Jon,” Spencer says. He’s got his arms crossed over his chest.
“This is not my fault,” Jon says, and Brendon calls out behind him, “Oh, that’s a lie, Jon Walker, this is all your fault,” but he’s giggling, which makes Jon giggle because, oh god, this is so so funny. It’s hilarious. Almost as funny as the time Ryan thought that Metro Station guy was imaginary – and, okay, nothing will ever be as funny as that, Jon thinks, because that dude had been so confused, and Ryan had totally made him wear a cowboy hat for days – but seriously, seriously. “I swear,” Jon says, “this is all a big misunderstanding.”
“You stole a Jonas Brother,” Spencer says.
Jon laughs. He stole a Jonas Brother. Jon’s a freaking genius. “Spencer,” Jon says. “Spencer, oh my god, seriously, Spencer, this dude is so cute,” and he steps aside because it’s not like he was going to keep Spencer out of the back lounge anyway. Spencer could just, like, lift him out of the way, because Spencer is awesome.
Brendon’s on the couch, arms wrapped around Ricky-bobby-joe, legs in his lap, face snuffling into the crook of his neck.
“Um.”
“Are you comfortable like that?” Spencer asks him, and Brendon hisses out, “Yessssss,” and the dude looks like maybe he’s gonna combust he’s so red; he’s biting his bottom lip so hard it turns white.
Jon thinks it’s freaking adorable.
Spencer says, “Bren, let the nice boy go,” and Jon ducks his head into the back of Spencer’s neck and grins against his skin, cups his palms over Spencer’s hips.
“Spence,” Jon says, low. “Spence, they’re so cute, right?” He can tell Spencer is wavering, softening, and Spence totally had a crush on that tallish Alex for, like, months, and Jon knows for a fact it’s because he reminded Spence of a, “baby lion, Jon, all peach fuzz and soft and precious,” and Spencer likes to pretend he’d never actually said that, but Jon’s got recorded proof thanks to Zack.
Brendon blinks wide-brown eyes at them, does his best baby deer impression, and all the while Kevin-nick-sam is just as cute by just breathing and Jon thinks the only thing better would be if he could’ve sweet-talked the other brothers onto their bus, and Jon thinks maybe it’s not too late. They could make a Jonas Brothers sandwich. A couple, even.
“This is wrong,” Spencer says, but he doesn’t sound all that convinced himself. “We can’t keep him.”
“Well, duh,” Brendon says. “We can borrow him, though.”
Paul-nate-shane sucks in a whimper-breath and that is possibly the best sound Jon has ever heard, except for maybe any and all sounds made by Spence. Jon likes how Joe - Joe, Jon’s fairly sure this one’s called Joe, now that he thinks about it – is so so quiet, like a twitchy-nosed bunny.
Jon feels when Spencer almost-breaks, when he shifts his weight into his hips. “Isn’t he, like, fifteen? And married?”
Jon bites into Spencer’s neck to keep from giggling, because Joe is totally married. To, like, his dad or something.
“He’s saving himself,” Brendon says, and when Jon looks over at them again Brendon’s got his fingers tangled in Joe’s shirt, “but purity rings are for ugly dudes, seriously.”
Jon bites down harder on Spencer’s neck, because purity rings, what the fuck. That’s. Jon doesn’t even know what that is, but he kind of wants to suck it off his finger. Jon is really, really bad. Jon is so bad.
Spencer says, kind of weakly, “We really need to get Ryan.”
“We need to get tacos,” Jon counters.
“Mmm, tacos,” Brendon says.
Ryan is the motherfucking best to get high with, but Ryan will totally make them give Joe back.
“Eat tacos with us, Spence,” Jon says, mumbles into Spencer’s skin. His hands slide over Spence’s belly and up under his shirt. Eating tacos with Spencer is the most awesome thing ever. Tacos are fucking delicious.
“We’re getting fucking mild salsa,” Spencer finally says.
“Pussy,” Brendon says, but he’s grinning, sly.
“Medium,” Jon says. Compromising. Jon’s good at that. He hums a taco song and hooks his thumbs in the waistband of Spencer’s jeans.
Spencer lets out a shuddery breath and says, “Fine.”
PART 3: no vows will be forgotten


Comments
of course they stole a jonas brother. and of course ryan thought the guy from metro station was imaginary. of course, it just makes sense!
you're kind of the best. scratch the kind of.
sorry you're having a rough day..
Almost as funny as the time Ryan thought that Metro Station guy was imaginary –
I had to stop reading and leave my desk for a minute because I was laughing so hard.
You stoned!Panic is the best.
xo
But aw, Jon eventually got the name right! And the mental image of Brendon all over Joe is pretty sweet. This was hilarious!
Yeahhh, this really makes me want to write more JB. :( dooooooo it!!!
I have been absent for so long, I know! But I graduated high school, and am finally scot free, (until the fall, when college comes) and now that it's all over, hopefully, I will be more chatty than I have, lol.
I can hardly tell the Jonas brothers apart, but I suspect if you keep writing them, I will have to go look them up. =)
*g* I can't tell them apart at all and all I know about them I learned from Wiki :)
jesus-mild salsa!- and Brendon being adorable and squishylike!
god i love you woman.
When you said Joe. I thought you meant Joe joe. Not other joe. What happened to joe joe? Did you fix him yet?
ps- and Ryan had totally made him where a cowboy hat for days – I think you meant wear? y/y?
Edited at 2008-06-09 10:51 pm (UTC)
I am fixing Joe and Bob, don't worry. I just have to decide on a major plot point, and also finish the mcr!Spencer au :)
eep, thanks for pointing out the typo!
I've felt like complete ass all day, and this just made me smile so hard, so <3
You rock.
"But...but...but they snuggled me!!!"
"You're joking, right?"
"NO! THEY SNUGGLED ME AND THEY WERE ALL OVER EACH OTHER AND THEN THEY ATE TACOS"
"...I think you need a vacation, dude."
"TACOS! AND SNUGGLING!"
(oh man, my icon is so topical! yesss I knew this day would come.)
oh my god, marry me. please?
This was great though. I think this needs to turn into a series where they turn Joe gay and then he's like, what need do I have for a purity ring if I'm gay and sinning and becomes a total whore for Jon/Brendon/Spencer and Ryan just like, comforts him and tries to get him to get Kevin to come along to have orgies in the bus. Or something. *shifty eyes* And seriously, if you read enough porn and romance novels, I'm sure you can write some. I mean, I can write porn (even though I blush while I write it) and I've never even had sex!
And I love that you somehow managed to work in the guys from the Cab. I keep wanting to call them the Cab babies, since that's what you call them (and they are the babies of the label along with Tyga), but I think they may be older than me. Not really sure since they just might be the same age as I am.
You totally don't want me to attempt sex scenes, I'm seriously so bad - I can barely write r scenes!
I love writing random mentions of cab babies in these things :)