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  • Jun. 7th, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Brendon & Spencer laughing - color
Oh my god, I might never leave my bed and laptop - this weekend I'm going to get nothing done; how excited is everyone for [info]bandombigbang?! I'm FREAKING OUT! I have so much to do, and I predict absolutely nothing will get done, including writing fic.

Okay, okay, but here's a completely random thought, right - I was thinking about this in the shower yesterday, as showering is always a good thinking time: who's most likely to be the Drunk Naked Dude of bandom? And by Drunk Naked Dude, I mean--okay, so I'm just going to admit this. J is the Drunk Naked Dude of his friends. He's the Frank The Tank of his group. Every single one of his friends and their wives have seen J naked, because when he's completely, totally trashed, he thinks the best idea ever is to strip off all his clothes, IDEK. The entire police force of Sea Isle City (back in the 90s) knew J by name, gave him rides home when he woke up naked on park benches duct taped to giant cardboard cutouts of Freddy Kruger. Thankfully, he's mostly outgrown this compulsion, but. Yeah. But the best thing about Drunk Naked Dude is that he's NEVER EMBARRASSED. During or after the fact, he's totally just fine and dandy about his naked shenanigans!

So--opinions? I'm leaning towards it being one of the TAI guys. Butcher would be a fine choice, but then I really, really, really want it to be Mike Carden, I don't know why. That would be awesome.

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[info]slashxmistress wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 02:30 pm (UTC)
OMG bigbang rules my LIFE!

And it is totally Butcher!

It would be Brendon- but he is embarrased after so..
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:22 pm (UTC)
*laughs* I want Brendon to be the guy that's naked but doesn't remember any of it :)
[info]natacup82 wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 02:37 pm (UTC)
I got home at 1am and saw the first bigbang story and had to force myself to not read it so I could get some damn sleep. But man tomorrow is all for bigbang reading. Screw getting anything done.

I'm thinking Butcher and Brendon because as Brendon loves to point out he loves being naked. And maybe when they tour Australia together both their bands find out it's so much worse touring wtih two drunk naked dudes. Plus Gabe starts getting naked just because.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:23 pm (UTC)
I've gotten through four! I'm so proud of myself, but I've basically been reading non-stop. It helps that not all of them seem appealing to me today, but yesterday's were all so awesome!

Gabe's the guy who sees Butcher and Brendon getting naked and is all OH HEY NAKED TIME and starts stripping :)
[info]insunshine wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 03:01 pm (UTC)
I really want it to be Mike Carden.

Mmm, naked!Carden.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:24 pm (UTC)
I just want him to lounge around naked, holding a beer! Is that to much to ask?
[info]inmyriadbits wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 03:24 pm (UTC)
My vote is for Jon Walker. Actually.
[info]seratonation wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 12:20 am (UTC)
AHAHAHA! totally fitting icon!
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[info]bexless wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 03:27 pm (UTC)
My money is totes on Gabe, tbh. Those drunken rambling posts on the MySpace about the Santa Pants and eating fries out of the trash lead me to believe the title of Drunk Naked Dude is his.

I am dying at your anecdote about J. LOLOLOLOL.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
He'd just be like, oh, hey, is anyone else kind of hot? and start stripping *nods*

J is insane. They once sold all the air conditioners in their rented shore house to the butcher for frozen meat. I can't believe I actually married him :)
[info]eckerlilas wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 03:36 pm (UTC)
I agree about the Mike Carden scenario. Mostly because HE'S MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE! I even told him so once....♥

OMG NAKED CARDEN! EEK
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:27 pm (UTC)
would he not be the perfect drunk naked dude??? I can't see him getting into any crazy shenanigans, though. He'd just walk around naked :)
[info]iamsupernova wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
Well, Butcher is always mostly naked anyway, so I don't think he would have much trouble stripping off those pink booty shorts naked OR sober. I mean, I've seen pictures of him with fans where the shorts are so low the only thing you DON'T see are his fiddly bits. He's mooned the camera, and he's sunbathed wearing absolutely nothing but those pink booty shorts conveniently placed on his crotch.

I totally agree with [info]bexless, Gabe is also a very likely candidate. But what about Frank? I mean, during the Epically Drunk Days of My Chem, I feel like he just... didn't wear things. He'd wake up completely naked in his bunk and not really do anything about that. But the Epically Drunk Days of My Chem always carry angst, while TAI's drunken shenanigans seem to be rather endearing no matter what assholery they get up.
[info]iamsupernova wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 03:53 pm (UTC)
PS.

BRENDON URIE: "I AM SO GODDAMNED MAJESTIC."
THE REST OF PANIC: OMG STFU *SHIELDING EYES*
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[info]druidspell wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure that Butcher is the SOBER naked dude, so I can totally imagine that carrying over to when he is a little sloshed.
[info]prairiedaun wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 04:15 pm (UTC)
I'm starting to wonder if drunk!Butcher actually starts putting clothes on. And Ryan starts giving him scarves and vests to layer on over the three shirts and two pairs of jeans he's wearing.
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[info]floridapeaches wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 04:08 pm (UTC)
I really vote Brendon. I can pretty much see it going just like [info]iamsupernova pointed out.

Also, MAJESTIC. AAHAHAHHAHA.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:31 pm (UTC)
That should totally be a fic *nods* Brendon would like to show his bandmates how incredibly fantastic his naked ass is :)
[info]xbedknobs wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 04:30 pm (UTC)
I vote William Beckett, and then Brendon to a lesser degree.
William has been photographed nearly naked on more than one occasion; Brendon just has an aversion to clothes naturally. (STRIP BOWLING!)
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:31 pm (UTC)
William! HIS PANTS ARE SO CONSTRICTING!
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[info]fire_horses wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 04:37 pm (UTC)
I'm going out tonight and I have to sit on my hands to not click the links, 'cause if I start now, I will end up being late with mascara on my hair and my shirt on backwards. Argh. So much great fic to read!

The Drunk Naked Dude of bandom? I'd say Frank. But that's my answer for most questions, so.. *shrug*
I think he would be an adorable drunk, making the Frank!giggle. And trying to hug everyone.
With a slurr and a hiccup: "Dude, why don't they hug me?" Though Gerard wouldn't mind The Drunk Naked Dude.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:32 pm (UTC)
Frank! He'll curl up with you, never mind his bare naughty bits! Bob would get so angry :)
[info]harpye wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 04:41 pm (UTC)
clueless...
I've never heard of anything like bandombigbang...it sounds exciting! Do you have to find someone to do fanart and fanmixes or does someone read it and decide to create it for you? I'm intrigued!!

I don't know. I imagine Gabe and Frank would be Drunk Naked Dudes together and cause a whole lotta mayhem!
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:33 pm (UTC)
Re: clueless...
I was late to the game myself, although I slid in with enough time to make someone a fanmix - it's all over but the posting right now, but that's FINE because we get wave upon wave of epic length fics!!

Gabe and Frank would be hilarious all naked together :)
[info]airgiodslv wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 04:48 pm (UTC)
I really want to say Jon, for some reason, but I think you're right, it would totally be Butcher. Because he has a reason to get naked, you know? He has art that can only be revealed by removing clothes!
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:34 pm (UTC)
I really want it to be Jon, too, now that you mention it. Jon would be awesome. He'd be the guy that you're totally NOT expecting to get naked, and yet all of sudden, there he is, in all his naked glory :)
[info]hatoyona wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:42 pm (UTC)
It's so funny that you should ask this. My dorm in college this year was mostly boys studying engineering and collectively they were the Drunk Naked Dude. Or like, Drunk Half-Naked at least.

I think the most obvious choice is Butcher since he feels so little need to wear clothing when sober.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
What is it with drunk guys and nakedness? It's not like you ever hear of a drunk naked girl, right?
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[info]carnilia wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 05:58 pm (UTC)
I agree with someone up there who stated that it would be Butcher simply by virtue of him being the SOBER Naked Dude already. As for Carden, I feel like it wouldn't be a regular thing, and he wouldn't necessarily be like, Wheee, look at me!, but that if he did end up naked while drunk, he would totally not have a problem with being embarrased lated. He'd just shrug and say, Yeah, I was naked. Whatever.

I think Brendon is a really natural choice for this, as well, since he has such an aversion to clothing as it is. However, I think that he would be embarrased depending on who saw him. The other Panic dudes? No problem. Pete? Whatever. But, you know, Travis? Vicky-T? Ryland? Any of the MyChem dudes? OMG SO EMBARRASING, ESPECIALLY FRANK. Because he thinks Frank is so cool, Skoosie!
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
As for Carden, I feel like it wouldn't be a regular thing, and he wouldn't necessarily be like, Wheee, look at me!, but that if he did end up naked while drunk, he would totally not have a problem with being embarrased lated. He'd just shrug and say, Yeah, I was naked. Whatever. YES! I want this to be in a fic, it is PERFECT!


Oh man, Brendon being selectively embarrassed is exactly right. He can't believe he shook his bare ass in front of Gerard and Frank!
[info]kws136 wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 06:21 pm (UTC)
Dude. Frank freakin' Iero! Tiny little bundle of energy bouncing around nekkid, telling everyone what this tattoo meant, or where he got that scar, and they've all heard all the stories already, but they totally egg him on to see what kinds of ridiculous shenanigans he can get himself into because, not only does he tell all of bandom about his tats, he tells everyone ELSE. People he meets in the subway after Pete's somehow managed to slip him past Patrick and Andy's watchful eyes because both Gabe and Pete are total enablers! He has serious conversations with old homeless guys about the inadequacy of tattoo ink now as compared to WWII! He wants to show Vicki T and Greta the difference between boys and girls, just so they know!

Come on, tell me you can't see that?!
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
He wants to show Vicki T and Greta the difference between boys and girls, just so they know! *dies* yes, this needs to happen :)
[info]firedragon9 wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 06:34 pm (UTC)
I always think of Frank, Pete, and Brendon as the Drunk Naked Guys.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
they should all be naked together :)
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[info]nunshavingfun wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 07:03 pm (UTC)
Each band probably has one, but my money's on Jwalk. Or Frank.

Edited at 2008-06-07 07:04 pm (UTC)
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC)
I would particularly love it if it was Jon, oh man. That would be so awesome.
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[info]brandixcyanide wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 07:44 pm (UTC)
My money is on brendon and jon, simultaneously, actually. We know brendon has an aversion to clothing, and until jon started giving him crap about it in the one interview, he didn't seem all that bashful about it.

They totally smoke up and Jon drinks real bear while brendon drinks corona and dude, alcohol dehydates you, you get warm, you sweat (and we know brendon sweats once it's no longer freezing outside anyway) it's only natural for clothes to come off.

Spencer and Ryan are not actually that amused. except when they are. They jsut don't tell anybody.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:42 pm (UTC)
hee! I want them to sprawl out on the floor together and explain to Spencer and Ryan how freeing it is, and why don't they join them?
[info]tempore wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 08:52 pm (UTC)
Okay, this post just ruled my life. Yes, every group does have a Drunk Naked Dude!

I like the idea of Mike Carden, too, but IDK. Gabe is almost too obvious; Travie is too chill too actually bother getting up to take his clothes off...

I'd also kind of like it to be Joe Troh. I think that would be pretty funny, though it doesn't really match up in my brain, tbh.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:44 pm (UTC)
I think Carden would never be the CRAZY drunk naked dude. He'd just be like, missing his shirt one minute, and then an hour later you see him and he's just in his boxers, and then by the end of the night he's hanging in the kitchen with a beer dangling from his fingertips and a cigarette just stuck to his bottom lip and he's slouched against the counter, completely bare-assed :)
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[info]heartequals wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 10:16 pm (UTC)
Butcher, most likely. But for some reason, the idea of Jon being the Naked Drunk Dude is hysterical. He has no shame, ok. It's natural!
[info]kirana_44 wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 10:27 pm (UTC)
i missed the drunk naked dude thing in my friends group. Although there was the guy who got straighter the more he drank, that was pretty funny.

I'm vote Frank for drunk naked dude in bandom. Just cause.
[info]maggiebloome wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 09:09 am (UTC)
lol like a three beer unqueer? Inverse social law, what.
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[info]belle_bing wrote:
Jun. 7th, 2008 11:08 pm (UTC)
Ryland Blackinton.

You know it.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:46 pm (UTC)
YES! I can definitely see that *nods*
[info]somniloquous wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 12:08 am (UTC)
i had forgotten about the bandom big bang until you mentioned it. now i have some reading to do this weekend!

and Naked Drunk Guy of bandom? I'd never actually thought of this before. my thoughts did pretty much immediately go to The Butcher though, because that guy's pretty much practically naked all the time anyhow.

or jon walker. because.. jon walker.
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:47 pm (UTC)
I want it to be Jon Walker. I really, really want it to be Jon Walker.
[info]seratonation wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 12:17 am (UTC)
for some reason, I wanna say Jon Walker! I dunno he just seems the type? I dont know the TAI guys so cant comment (though Im thinking Butcher doesnt really count coz he's half naked when he's sober anyway)
[info]skoosiepants wrote:
Jun. 8th, 2008 07:48 pm (UTC)
I never would have thought Jon Walker, but now I really want it to be him!
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