Oh my god, I might never leave my bed and laptop - this weekend I'm going to get nothing done; how excited is everyone for
bandombigbang?! I'm FREAKING OUT! I have so much to do, and I predict absolutely nothing will get done, including writing fic.
Okay, okay, but here's a completely random thought, right - I was thinking about this in the shower yesterday, as showering is always a good thinking time: who's most likely to be the Drunk Naked Dude of bandom? And by Drunk Naked Dude, I mean--okay, so I'm just going to admit this. J is the Drunk Naked Dude of his friends. He's the Frank The Tank of his group. Every single one of his friends and their wives have seen J naked, because when he's completely, totally trashed, he thinks the best idea ever is to strip off all his clothes, IDEK. The entire police force of Sea Isle City (back in the 90s) knew J by name, gave him rides home when he woke up naked on park benches duct taped to giant cardboard cutouts of Freddy Kruger. Thankfully, he's mostly outgrown this compulsion, but. Yeah. But the best thing about Drunk Naked Dude is that he's NEVER EMBARRASSED. During or after the fact, he's totally just fine and dandy about his naked shenanigans!
So--opinions? I'm leaning towards it being one of the TAI guys. Butcher would be a fine choice, but then I really, really, really want it to be Mike Carden, I don't know why. That would be awesome.
Okay, okay, but here's a completely random thought, right - I was thinking about this in the shower yesterday, as showering is always a good thinking time: who's most likely to be the Drunk Naked Dude of bandom? And by Drunk Naked Dude, I mean--okay, so I'm just going to admit this. J is the Drunk Naked Dude of his friends. He's the Frank The Tank of his group. Every single one of his friends and their wives have seen J naked, because when he's completely, totally trashed, he thinks the best idea ever is to strip off all his clothes, IDEK. The entire police force of Sea Isle City (back in the 90s) knew J by name, gave him rides home when he woke up naked on park benches duct taped to giant cardboard cutouts of Freddy Kruger. Thankfully, he's mostly outgrown this compulsion, but. Yeah. But the best thing about Drunk Naked Dude is that he's NEVER EMBARRASSED. During or after the fact, he's totally just fine and dandy about his naked shenanigans!
So--opinions? I'm leaning towards it being one of the TAI guys. Butcher would be a fine choice, but then I really, really, really want it to be Mike Carden, I don't know why. That would be awesome.


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And it is totally Butcher!
It would be Brendon- but he is embarrased after so..
I'm thinking Butcher and Brendon because as Brendon loves to point out he loves being naked. And maybe when they tour Australia together both their bands find out it's so much worse touring wtih two drunk naked dudes. Plus Gabe starts getting naked just because.
Gabe's the guy who sees Butcher and Brendon getting naked and is all OH HEY NAKED TIME and starts stripping :)
Mmm, naked!Carden.
I am dying at your anecdote about J. LOLOLOLOL.
J is insane. They once sold all the air conditioners in their rented shore house to the butcher for frozen meat. I can't believe I actually married him :)
OMG NAKED CARDEN! EEK
I totally agree with
BRENDON URIE: "I AM SO GODDAMNED MAJESTIC."
THE REST OF PANIC: OMG STFU *SHIELDING EYES*
Also, MAJESTIC. AAHAHAHHAHA.
William has been photographed nearly naked on more than one occasion; Brendon just has an aversion to clothes naturally. (STRIP BOWLING!)
The Drunk Naked Dude of bandom? I'd say Frank. But that's my answer for most questions, so.. *shrug*
I think he would be an adorable drunk, making the Frank!giggle. And trying to hug everyone.
With a slurr and a hiccup: "Dude, why don't they hug me?" Though Gerard wouldn't mind The Drunk Naked Dude.
I don't know. I imagine Gabe and Frank would be Drunk Naked Dudes together and cause a whole lotta mayhem!
Gabe and Frank would be hilarious all naked together :)
I think the most obvious choice is Butcher since he feels so little need to wear clothing when sober.
I think Brendon is a really natural choice for this, as well, since he has such an aversion to clothing as it is. However, I think that he would be embarrased depending on who saw him. The other Panic dudes? No problem. Pete? Whatever. But, you know, Travis? Vicky-T? Ryland? Any of the MyChem dudes? OMG SO EMBARRASING, ESPECIALLY FRANK. Because he thinks Frank is so cool, Skoosie!
Oh man, Brendon being selectively embarrassed is exactly right. He can't believe he shook his bare ass in front of Gerard and Frank!
Come on, tell me you can't see that?!
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They totally smoke up and Jon drinks real bear while brendon drinks corona and dude, alcohol dehydates you, you get warm, you sweat (and we know brendon sweats once it's no longer freezing outside anyway) it's only natural for clothes to come off.
Spencer and Ryan are not actually that amused. except when they are. They jsut don't tell anybody.
I like the idea of Mike Carden, too, but IDK. Gabe is almost too obvious; Travie is too chill too actually bother getting up to take his clothes off...
I'd also kind of like it to be Joe Troh. I think that would be pretty funny, though it doesn't really match up in my brain, tbh.
I'm vote Frank for drunk naked dude in bandom. Just cause.
You know it.
and Naked Drunk Guy of bandom? I'd never actually thought of this before. my thoughts did pretty much immediately go to The Butcher though, because that guy's pretty much practically naked all the time anyhow.
or jon walker. because.. jon walker.